yesterday was couch potato day
what a movie marathon for the couch potatoes. 7 movies in a row.
corpse bride, initial D, house of wax, premonition, my boyfriend is type B, the cool guy and lastly, perhaps love
from my professional point of view, here's the couch potato movie critic:
corpse bride
rating: ***1/2
running time: you don't even have time to finish the popcorn and it's over
language: sing-song english
story: isn't the name obvious enough? they have maggots, roaches and skeletons too though.
critic: the songs are funny. good if you like musical-ish movies like me. but way too short.
pro-couchpotato?: positive [makes the lasy potato get up to change to the next movie]
initial D
rating: ****
running time: too busy to notice the time - was concentrating on the actors
language: best in cantonese
story: cars zooming away
critic: the actors make up for all the bad stuff.
pro-couchpotato?: positive [drooling will divert potato's attention from snacking]
house of wax
rating: ****
running time: just nice
language: yo wassup english
story: the name says it all again. a house of wax. literally.
critic: paris hilton should have better sense than running around in bra and undies. nice plot though.
pro-couchpotato?: negative [way too tense for couching]
premonition
rating: **1/2
running time: kinda draggy
language: japaneseee
story: knowing the next day's paper's headline. for the tragedies that is.
critic: wrong choice of male lead. makes you cautious of the newspaper the next day.
pro-couchpotato?: negative [you want to cover your eyes most of the time as the male lead is really scary looking]
my boyfriend is type B
rating: ***1/2
running time: doesn't matter
language: korean
story: B blood boyfriends are real baddies
critic: prejudice against B blood males. tsk tsk [FYI: kame has B blood]
pro-couchpotato?: positive [a real good laugh]
the cool guy [aka he was cool]
rating: ****
running time: just long enough not to make you die from dehydration - from drooling
language: (vulgar?) korean
story: a really CUTE bully and that's all that matters
critic: song seung hoon is way too cute!! he looks young. worth watching over and over
pro-couchpotato?: positive [can watch it a few times in a row]
perhaps love
rating: ***1/2
running time: not long enough to bore you
language: a chinese, cantonese, english salad
story: ex lovers acting out their love story
critic: low budget film? why does the korean guy take like 4 roles?! takeshi kaneshiro looks so cute in that nerd role
pro-couchpotato?: positive [you won't sleep even while watching it at 2am - which is what i did]
how's that?