late night news.
this is kaman reporting the news m(_ _)m

first, the headlines of today.
weird dreams of siti samsudin, also know as nad-kun, have been make known to the world this morning.
famous artistes from japan's pop idol factory, johnny's entertainment, are reported to frequent this seventeen year-old's dreams. although dreaming is her speciality, her dreams are getting weirder and weirder beyond anyone's imagination. the most recent dream was one where tanaka koki, a kat-tun member, broke up with her over nasi lemak.
our news reporting team will be keeping track of more of such occurances. this is kaka-chan reporting live from temasek polytechnic.

now, switching the scene to the classrooms.
a group of 4 CMM students attended their very first french language class as part of a Cross Disciplinary Subject, CDS. the french lecturer was mr jerome, a boyish monsieur. he shocked the group with his low moo-ing nasal sounds and this made tjanhm, hui chan, to laugh uncontrollably in class. this caused a wave of giggles amongst the group distracting them from the lesson. the 4 girls found out a horrible truth after this lecture - french requires moo-ing.

lastly, to the HDB estates.
election efforts have been stepped up in Bedok. this was witnessed by a student who looks exactly like kaka-chan but claims not to be her. "i was walking past the PAP kindergarten this afternoon and saw technicians repairing the lights outside the centre."
this has indeed got to do with the upcoming elections.

thank you for tuning in to channel k's late night news.
i'm kaman. goodnight m(_ _)m