Your husband's name is kame and you have 9 children. You're a teacher who drives to work every day in a yellow volkswagen beetle.
It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with kame in your shack in japan.

so i can't be a street sweeper, gambler, director nor policewoman in either africa, peru, china, nor north korea (-_-)"

but i actually i figured out the 'random' assignment it had. my previous was:
Your husband's name is yamapi and you have 3 children. You're a director who drives to work every day in a yellow porsche.
It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with yamapi in your shack in hong kong.

from http://www.dollarshort.org/mash/