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Saturday, February 24, 2007

i LOVEEEEE my TAN (>____<)
9:40 PM

Today's shoot was sooooo fantastic i tell you. GRRRRRRR.... The weather was soooo beautiful that it left me with the most amazing tan EVER. First, my face is practically BLACK now and looking like guan gong (>__<)". Then both my upper arms have super distinct tan lines due to my sleeve. And then... the best part is *see below*

ARGHHHHH!!!!!!! Cos I rolled up my jeans so there's this other super obvious line right across my legs but being two-toned horizontally isn't all... Just divide my leg vertically into half and picture the both halves of a different tone. Now, THAT'S MY TAN. !#$%&!!!!!! The inner half of my legs are like pale while the other side is burnt. How nice.
It'll take me months to get rid of the tan lines. BLEHHH.

The sky was soooooo black at one point of time that cause me to..... show my magic powers with the *drumroooooll* virgin-rain-rain-go-away-charm!!! Put onions and chili at the the N-E-W-S corners and say some magic words to shoo the rain away!!! And needless to say, IT WORKED!!! Nevermind that it still drizzled for a few minutes...

The messiness during shoot.
Can you tell from the picture that the camera is VERTICALLY HANGING ON TOP OF THE TALENT?!!!!! Supported only by the few metal rods of the C-stands, the camera, which weighs a thousand tons and not forgetting, costing a gazillion thousand dollars, just hung happily over SUNNY (our funny scary beggar talent)!!!! First question that popped to mind?? -- IS THE CAMERA INSURED??!!!!!! OMGGGGGAWD!

Nani desuka??? BIRDSHIT DESU!!!
Our talented art director JUNFENG preparing mucus/vomit-like bird droppings from SPOILED avacado, rotten egg white and tau huay (o_O) SHOCKU!!!!!!
What kind of brains managed to think of such a combination for bird shit?!!!!!!! And poor SUNNY had to endure this lovely concoction all over his face and eyes.
GROSSSSS!

More suntanning to coming tomorrow~