I seriously regret taking up my one and only history module. It's interesting to listen and read about ancient women but when it comes to essay.... KILL ME PLEASE. It's the kind of assignment which makes you hope that the lecturer somehow by some miracle will take it out, or you suddenly get banged by a car and get hospitalise so you have proper excuse for not doing or you imagine you are so rich and influential that you can actually bribe someone to do it instead.

O Hildegard, o poor clares please enlighten me in my dreams tonight and give me all the citations I need for this damned 1000-word essay due on monday. Hear my plea oh great ones.

(V_V)

I swear this will be my first and last academic thing ever to do with history.